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Pfleger "Rev Wright Love Child"?

Posted by Alf in Oz on Saturday, May 31, 2008 10:26:03 PM

The similarities are remarkable,the hatred ,the venom, the disgusting rhetoric,all directed at the "White Race". The serious problem arising it's ugly head in America today is that these bigots are uncontrollable.It is high time that a discrimination charge was brought against these individuals, but who has the intestinal fortitude to do it?
Fear of a black uprising is all too hard for the government to contemplate so the garbage keeps getting kicked around in full view of the public.
The voters, be they Democrat or Republican can deal with this in no uncertain terms by voting for McCain, a true patriot.Obama has too many friends on the wrong side of the fence to be a legitimate candidate for the Democratic Party .The delegates were premature in their nomination of this now, not so unknown character, and some quite frankly are regretting the faux pas.
So as an outside observer of the unsavoury nomination by the Democratic Delegates,Page Rank11 looks on with trepidation of the thought.

 Obama Dolittle. Reports are coming in regarding a relative of Obama being one of the writers of the big screen hit Dr Dolittle. The advice is noted as poignant because the Senator in speeches throughout the country has intimated his intention of playing the world stage with the likes of the President of Iran, The P.L.O. Castro and the Venezuelan Despot. It has been said that in his youth, prior to his religous indoctrination into the Hate Church, Obama saw the movie a considerable number of times and grew up convinced that it was perfectly normal to "Talk to the Animals."
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Where are you going America.

Posted by Alf in Oz on Saturday, May 31, 2008 9:56:03 PM
With the courts deciding in favour of a return to Soddam and Gomorrah for the three hundred or so children, one feels that something is happening within the American Culture that is quite unsavoury. How can anyone with the thought of the protection of children stand by and watch while paedophiles flaunt their contempt for the law. This is not an isolated case, this is a disease that is widespread and flourishing while the populace stands by and watches. If the courts decision is unpalpable to the general public, how does it look from an outsiders prospective. America leading the world."Yeh Right"
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Democratic Dilemma.

Posted by Alf in Oz on Saturday, May 31, 2008 9:53:16 PM

Page-Rank 11 is not too enthusiastic about the prospects of a Democratic victory in the forthcoming General Election.One sees the remaining Democratic Delegates having an enormous problem on their hands deciding on the lesser of two evils.Suggestions are that many delegates cast their votes in haste and are now wishing that they could go back and start again.
One pictures Hillary after a day on the campaign trail relaxing with a cup of Hot Chocolate,gazing at a photo of the Rev. Wright and singing "I believe in Miracles, since you came along, you sexy thing".
No more enthusiasm can be drawn from Mr Obama with child upon his knee relating the time when his great, great, grandpappy fought at the battle of the Alamo, or was it The Battle of The Big Horn.?
These two candidates can at best be described as confused.

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Hillary "Killing Me Softly" Obama.

Posted by Alf in Oz on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:43:32 PM
Democratic presidential candidate Obama accuses Hilary of scuppering his chance of becoming the first black man to be elevated to the White House. "Everybody knows she has the majority popular vote, but that doesn't count in this election race" he states.
When the primary race is over and Obama is given the nomination, he is concerned that apart from Alan Colmes, the rest of the "Clinton Camp" will defect to the Republican Party.
He is quite right in his assumption, on the basis that everything is non racial in this election, he can expect a support of approximately 8% of the white vote. With his 92% of black voters that gives him zilch.
PR11 has followed the struggle with interest and would suggest that apart from the skeletons in his cupboard Obama has got to find a way of getting rid of the maniacal wife.
Any individual that considers living in a country with a salary of $300,000 per annum as being a
bad place to be, should be incarcerated in a mental asylum. The 'First Lady Cap' doesn't fit so get her out of the shop

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Judge Robert Atherton: Paedophile Sympathiser.

Posted by Alf in Oz on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:35:23 PM
It doesn't suprise me that the U.K. is on the skids when you wake up to this one. At Manchester Crown Court in a case involving a 19 years old adult and an 11 year old girl the Judge basically accused the minor of instigating the offences and welcoming the sexual activity!! After probation officers had ruled the culprit to be manipulative, predatory and posing a high risk of serious harm, the so called Judge decided the adult was to go free!!! The Judge, for all I know, could be a closet paedophile or a serious bedwetter but that is no excuse. This clown should be off to the shrink for physcological reports. Congratulations Judge, your ruling beggars belief, if we don't consider ulterior motives. British Immigration at it's best. Osama Bin Laden's No 1 in Europe was granted bail by an Immigration Tribunal in London on Thurday. This is a serious public safety issue but we suspect the reason was because his wife can't drive, refuses to use public transport to pick up their 1000 pound per month public benefit, and the tribunal decided it would be nice if he could pick the cheque up himself and meet his mates at the same time. Why doesn't the British Government send this leech on society, Abu Qatada, his wife, and the 5 kids back to Jordan where the justice system knows how to deal with his ilk.
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United Kingdom R.I.P.

Posted by Alf in Oz on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:29:12 PM
The laughing stock of Europe is demonstrating it's prowess in consolidating it's hold on this ignominious title. Where else in the world can you find a prison population so reluctant to leave. Security is so lax, members of the public use ladders to scale the walls to supply the inmates with drugs and visiting prostitutes. After these supply trips, the ladders are left behind, but the prisoners refuse the use of these implements to secure their freedom!!!! As described to a government official by an inmate, the accommodation is first class and the facilities are far superior to what is available outside. A single apartment with tv, drapes and central heating is something some pensioners would consider to be a luxury, but when you look at the free rent that goes with it, this constitutes a dream of unequalled parallel. The British Government is treating these parasites with a respect that is not forthcoming to the pensioners who built this once, but never again, great nation. To the members of the British Government PR11 would like to offer this piece of advice, although I consider it undeserving. The ship is moments away from sinking, the revolution is beckoning, get out while you can.
Pensioner neglect in the United Kingdom.
Thousands of pensioners in the U.K. are being kept in the dark about the opportunities that are available to them regarding cheap accommodation. This is inexcusable of the Department of Social Security to fail to make pensioners aware of their rights to a better standard of living. The current pension payments are not even enough to pay winter fuel bills for the elderly in this country. Deaths from hypothermia are not reported, Salvation Army Centres are overrun with people unable to put food on their tables, yet this country and it's ruling Labour Party continue to choose to ignore the elderly in their hopeless attempts to survive in what has now become the land of opportunity for immigrant criminals and so called English born ne'er do wells who through their parentage continue to abuse this country's ill and criminally directed hospitality. From the author of the best seller : Criminal activities for Pensioners.
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Kevin(I Spleak Mandolin) Rudd.

Posted by Alf in Oz on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:22:47 PM
Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd declined P.R.11's offer of an interview even though at great expense we offered to provide an interpreter. His major claim to fame is his spouse, and learning a foreign language. This pathetic individual had the temerity to confront the Chinese in their own language with his thoughts on human rights and was told rather politely to sod off. Back to the drawing board with that one eh mate. Major decision so far is to whack an enormous tax on mixer drinks(60%) to curb the teenage rise in alcohol related misdemeanours. One less drink and a couple more party pills solves that problem for these idiots. Don't worry about the pensioners who just happen to buy these particular drinks eh Kev. You goose. Pensioners of Australia have spoken to us and we have decided to run a campaign against this disgraceful attack on one of their few remaining enjoyments. Another item of contention are the new smoking laws. P.R.11 can accept the law for smokers to take their habit outside of public venues, but to be told by publicans that smokers are not to be entertained outside is a blatant human rights violation. Don't worry though, the Australian Government will not penalise the druggies. Sharp bins will remain inside these public venues for their benefit.Why not leave ashtrays in the public toilets as well? No, say the Australian Government, we know that drug use occurs in pubs and clubs but our aim is to protect other members of the public from the danger of needle pricks and that is why we provide the bins!!!! A publican in our locality commented that he is devistated by the non smoking laws, as he can see the possibility at some stage when all the smoking patrons decide to pop outside for a quick drag at the same time, leaving his premises completely empty. This Rudd Government practices discrimination on a grand scale. Ban smoking in all public venues but not the high roller areas in casinos!!!! So P.R.11 suggests that all you smoking pensioners out there, go to your local casino and join the high rollers club. Don't gamble, just smoke your bloody heads off and watch the privileged foreigners enjoying something that ordinary Australians are not allowed to do in their own country. If the Diggers in the last 2 great wars had known what was going to transpire in this country they would have layed down their arms and surrendered. God bless them. P.R.11 is just warming up on this debate. Response to P.R.11 from the Prime Minister. My government and I believe that putting up the price of mixer drinks by 60% will solve the problem of teenage binge drinking in Australia.It is not my belief that they will compensate for the rise in the price of the drink by taking a few more happy pills,and neither will they decide to buy a full bottle of spirits which is cheaper than 3 cans of drink now. Quite frankly the youth of Australia are too stupid and lazy to even consider this option as an alternative.
The Chinese Smoker.
P.R.11's assumption that we encourage druggies to shoot up in public places is quite wrong, as these bins are provided for the use of diabetics, who without this facility would nomally just throw them on the floor. As for the smoking question, we are proposing to ban all babies born after March 2009 from smoking.This decision is a bit worrying as it might encourage them onto the bottle.
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Sir Paul Regrets.

Posted by Alf in Oz on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:00:18 PM

I was stunned that Sir Paul McCartney had heard of Page Rank 11, but pleased to conduct the interview.
It was a revealing encounter that gave me a unique opportunity to ask the kind of questions that the press would not normally ask of such a prolific icon in the world of music. At this point in time the interview cannot be published as Sir Paul tells me that "Clippety Clop" wants more. He smiles when he reveals his pet name for the woman who has for the last 4 years made this thoroughly nice guys life a misery. I pointed out the warnings his daughter had given early on in the piece. but as he recounted to me, I guess at the time when we first met she was just a lame excuse (pardon the pun).
Back to Buskin.

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Stop Press.

Posted by Alf in Oz on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 8:03:30 PM
Finally the adversarial differences between Hillary and Monica have been resolved. Press reports yesterday, Hillary finally concurred what Monica has been saying all along. Bill O'Reilly Show reveals 'The Hillary' statement,"I WAS SHOT AT" Colonel Hunt in a glorious Monica euphanism states "I AIN'T SWALLOWING THAT" Hillary was afforded the best protection money can buy on her Bosnia Visit. After a good nights sleep Hillary confirms "IT WAS ONLY WISHFUL THINKING."
Hillary Comments to Page Rank 11.
Hi Guys, I need to clarify my recent statements relating to Bosnia. What I actually said was that I was repeatedly shot at by photographers on arriving at the base in Bosnia. The Fox News Broadcasts always seems to misquote me. I would like to thank your editor for giving me the opportunity of setting the record straight. Your Future President, Hillary.
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Bill Clinton.

Posted by Alf in Oz on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 7:37:45 PM
Well Howdee, It's a real pleasure to be invited on PR11.The print guys make everything up and just tell lies about me.This is my opportunity to be candid and open with you about the one thing in life that really gets my emotions to a fever pitch, and that's me. A music lover from an early age,I was always drawn to the strings, but as I developed through puberty and early adulthood,the wind section became more and more a part of my musical vocabulary. It wasn't until later years,Presidentially speaking that is, that I was captivated by a particular musical instrument that beguiled me throughout my term in office. I practised with gusto but never quite mastered the art of withdrawal from the pleasures of this amazing instrument.Many times I had to decline the offers of foreign dignitaries to join me in my musical endeavours, but now, as the years roll on and reality looms large, there is a distinct possibility that I may be playing only a minor role in the scheme of things.That recurring nightmare of Hillary looking down at me from the oval office chair and demanding "Once more with feeling Billikins" is driving me insane.Lack of practise has not depleted my desires so I look forward to a great Obama victory and a stealthy return to my pride and joy. aaarghhhmonica, I Love You. Billyboy.
Bill the first Gentleman.

Bill the first Gentleman?

Crawl space is limited Billikins.
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