Posted by
Alf in Oz on Wednesday, May 21, 2008 7:37:45 PM
| Well Howdee, It's a real pleasure to be invited on PR11.The print guys make everything up and just tell lies about me.This is my opportunity to be candid and open with you about the one thing in life that really gets my emotions to a fever pitch, and that's me. A music lover from an early age,I was always drawn to the strings, but as I developed through puberty and early adulthood,the wind section became more and more a part of my musical vocabulary. It wasn't until later years,Presidentially speaking that is, that I was captivated by a particular musical instrument that beguiled me throughout my term in office. I practised with gusto but never quite mastered the art of withdrawal from the pleasures of this amazing instrument.Many times I had to decline the offers of foreign dignitaries to join me in my musical endeavours, but now, as the years roll on and reality looms large, there is a distinct possibility that I may be playing only a minor role in the scheme of things.That recurring nightmare of Hillary looking down at me from the oval office chair and demanding "Once more with feeling Billikins" is driving me insane.Lack of practise has not depleted my desires so I look forward to a great Obama victory and a stealthy return to my pride and joy. aaarghhhmonica, I Love You. Billyboy. | Bill the first Gentleman.
Crawl space is limited Billikins. |